What ridiculous voting ideas should be submitted to the City Hall of Paris?

Parisian consultation on the placement given to SUVs, through tripled parking fees, inspires other brilliant ideas…

The way the City Hall of Paris is increasingly attacking the right to individual mobility could almost make you smile if it weren’t so utterly stupid. Banning cars will not make public transportation more efficient. Forcing people to bike — even at 85 years old and in all weather — is not the solution either. Constantly changing street directions, desynchronizing traffic lights, reducing lanes, and creating massive traffic jams to discourage drivers — even if it increases pollution — does not serve the citizen’s interest.

To laugh at, here are some ideas for future consultations to submit to the Mayor of Paris, Anne Hidalgo, in an attempt to boost her popularity and record:

• More or less delays in public transportation?
• More or less rats on the metro tracks?
• More or less taxis for the bourgeoisie?
• More or less Chinese battery-powered electric bikes for lazy cyclists?
• More or less strikes in transportation during the Olympic Games?
• More or less increase in the metro ticket price or 4 euros is already enough?
• More or less pickpocketing on buses?
• More or less polluting SUVs for law enforcement?
• More or less electric Renault Zoes, which do not pollute, to ticket heavy, bulky, and polluting individual SUVs?
• More or less concrete blocks to dangerously delineate bike lanes?
• More or less “frotteurs” during rush hours in the metro?
• More or less traffic jams ruining your life and increasing pollution?
• More or less Parisians in Paris?
• More or less paperless delivery people to cope with the disgust of moving around?
• More or less desire to move to the provinces?
• More or less taxes to fund projects that will ruin your life afterward?
• More or less brake dust suspended in the air on RER platforms?
• More or less outdated and disgusting trains?
• More or less glaring colors to dress the metro and RER seats?
• More or less ticket vending machines broken in metro stations?
• More or less chaos on the streets as soon as three snowflakes fall, even though their arrival was known a week in advance?
• More or less 18-minute intervals between two metros during peak hours? (see below, 7:58 a.m. on a weekday…)

Feel free to share your ideas in the comments, which will help enrich this humorous (sadly) post.

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